Ahahaha these funny jokes remind me of the Xmath when high school. Did you feel like doing this before? I’m sure the teachers like you a lot.

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Whenever New Year comes, email boxes shall be flooded with wishes for the year. How many of you have planned and acted according to those wishes or dreams in the past year? Even if you never did, have an action plan for 2010 and be a success in the life ahead.

Even if you are far behind in the race, you still have the chance to win as long as the race is not ended. Spending time on calculating how far you are will only help in leaving you farther. Get up and win the race!

What are the things which will determine your success in the New Year?

Health will be one of the most sought after single stuff. Even amidst of all the latest developments in the medical field, people still are facing a lot of physical and mental problems most of which are appearing as the after effects of the lifestyle they are having. This can only be solved giving enough attention and care to the things you are doing that would affect your health- Physical, Mental and Spiritual health.

Earth will be the finest place to live only when you can have the maximum out of it- in all the senses. Money will not bring everything else, but as a matter of fact, it is very important in the present scenario. As worries won’t fetch you anything beneficial, do something than mere day-dreaming. The power of imagination and dreaming is only when they are put in to action.

The best way to make use of 2010 is nothing more than finding all the opportunities around you and putting some real efforts to get the benefits. Knowing the fact that god will never close a door without opening another one will help the people who always think that opportunities reach to the luckiest men on earth.

From the way Einstein defined insanity, it is clear that doing same things regularly, despite of any progress, is a form of madness. Try something new or different each day if you really want to develop. How can you expect some great achievements in life if you are not taking any great actions?

The difference between “possible” and “impossible” starts from the subconscious mind. If you have set something as “possible” in your mind, it is possible then, and if your subconscious mind believes something is “impossible”, then it would really be impossible. So, you have got to have a real start from there. Set up your mind to keep going.

Let all those long kept dreams be fulfilled this year. Let’s get a perfect start!

Happy New Year 2010!

More than eight incidents of male polar bears eating cubs have already been reported this year in Churchill, Manitoba. Polar bears primarily feed on seals that they hunt from the sea ice. However, the late ice formation and early ice melting is making hunting much more difficult, forcing the hungry bears to remain on land and find alternative food sources. Who caused this?

You can help stop this! Here is a collection of 90+ most creative advertisements trying to spread awareness of global warming, pollution, deforestation and habitat destruction, resource exhaustion, and animal cruelty and rights abuse. Check out these brilliant environmental ads and tell me whether or not these ads make you think and act differently!

Phuket is the Asia most popular beach destination and it has the perfect palm lined beaches and great accommodation. There are many hotels in and around Phuket which provides great accommodation. Ibis is the brand of economy hotel of Accor group worldwide. ibis Phuket Kata is the new and second hotel of Ibis in Phuket.

It is located just near the Kata beach and is an ideal option for families and newly weds. Various restaurants which serve local and international cuisines, shopping and nightlife is just walk able from the hotel. The staff of ibis Phuket Kata gives you a war welcome and makes you feel comfortable during your stay.

There are 258 rooms in total which are bright and clear with basic amenities like satellite TV, air conditioning, balcony opened to a great view, telephone and also Wi-Fi internet access. There are other facilities like swimming pools, conference halls, car and bicycle rental service and good dining area. Guests should not miss the Thai massage offered at the Thai salas.

Water sports like snorkeling, diving and other sports are available on the phi-phi island which is the main attraction and it is near to Ibis Phuket Kata. The tariff of this hotel depends on the season you are visiting. High tariffs are in the months December to march.

More information at ibis Phuket Kata.

I’d share something funny with you today, a collection of funny and creative toilet signs and warnings from the internet. Ahem, will you enter the wrong restroom?

1. Somewhere in Iran

2. Headless toilet sign

3. Please hit the toilet!

4. Funny symbols

5. What? Most men?!

6. Sexy idea…

7. Bunny and Ape? Kinda true.

8. Toilet for fat people only

9. Imagine it!

10. No peep!

11. Creative bathroom signage solution.

12, 13 & 14. Pee styles

15 & 16. Beach holiday signs

17. No Fishing on a toilet?

18. If you must do it, make sure you don’t get caught!

19. Superman?

20. A public toilet in Cambodia

21 & 22. Cartoonish

23. Underwear signs

24. 15 minutes maximum

25. Any experience like this?

26. Clever beer signs

27. Don’ts

28. Oops, where’s the woman?

29. Your ‘Big John’ is not as long as you think.

30. Feel proud of yourself!